A couple of days ago, I told college seniors who are about to graduate that they should consider a career in snake handling, and I still believe that’s good advice.
But now the professional drinking glass swallowers have asked why I didn’t give them the same sort of plug, and they have a point. This is another form of entertainment that brings joy to millions.
What I don’t understand, though, is how you find out if you’re good at this, how you determine exactly how big a glass you can handle, and above all, what you do when you suddenly realize you probably should have stopped with a glass that was one size smaller.

Renato Dirks attempts to win his bet by trying to swallow the seam of a glass during the German television show ‘Wetten, dass..?’ (Bet it..?) in the southern German city of Freiburg March 31, 2007.

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Mike’s lack of common sense resulted in a strange way of removing and storing his dentures…
- Posted by KFolgers. Good to the last Woah, fella! There’s more left in the pot.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAnother terror trainee falls for the old ‘practice blowing up a bus’ gag.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThere’s nothing wrong with your toothpick. Trust me. You’re drunk.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI’ve heard of glassy eyed but this is just silly.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAnd you still got the hiccoughs?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWait for the salt and pepper nostril shakers. Priceless.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksGuys just don’t have the same options as women when it comes to stealing bar glasses.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks