from MediaFile:

Newest “Twilight” film flies into theaters

November 18, 2011

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner pose ahead of German premiere in Berlin

Twihards are breathing new life into movie theaters this weekend.

from Oddly Enough Blog:

Stake Night on the Vampire Cruise?

September 6, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you're a travel expert, and I need some advice. I am a vampire. I would like to go someplace where I don't feel, you know, different.

from Oddly Enough Blog:

Duchess, the sun never sets on the British vampire…

August 25, 2011

I'll admit I was skeptical when I saw photos of the cast of yet another TV movie about Prince William and Kate Middleton. Did we really need this? I mean, I guess maybe if they found a dead ringer to play Kate... Nope, that's not it...

from Oddly Enough Blog:

Let the nightmares begin…

April 12, 2011

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Blog Guy, we need some of your parenting advice. We're having problems with our small daughter.

from Oddly Enough Blog:

Dracula down for the Count?

December 26, 2010

 

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Blog Guy, please help settle a bet with my step-mother's tattooist.

dracula poster 220Your step-mother has her own... oh, never mind, go ahead.

Could Count Dracula still be alive today?

No. These days, when there are countless cameras everywhere, somebody would have spotted  him.

from Oddly Enough Blog:

Another president taken down by vampires?

December 4, 2010

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the Insurance Salesman of the Year Dinner.

from Tales from the Trail:

Steven Chu: Energy Secretary, Nobel Laureate, Zombie

November 1, 2010

67613_449706237290_79707582290_5525360_4352855_aYou sort of have to like a U.S. cabinet secretary and Nobel Prize winner who knows how to have a little fun while getting out a message.

from Fan Fare:

“Paranormal Activity” scares up most movie frights at Halloween

October 11, 2010

Vampires may be one of the most popular current themes in entertainment, but movies that feature exorcisms and Satan give audiences the biggest scare.

from Oddly Enough Blog:

You here for business or pleasure, Mr. Stinky?

July 8, 2010

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Man, the actual news is so goofy this week, I don't even have to invent my own.

You take for instance this true story about a truck driver I like to call Mr. Stinky, who got caught trying to smuggle 28 TONS of garlic from Norway into Sweden. Jeez, what do you suppose tipped them off?

from Oddly Enough Blog:

A dab of Kiwi wax on those Florsheims, Mr. Dracula?

June 8, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need help. I have an overwhelming fear of being bitten by a vampire. What can I do to protect myself?