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To be fashionable, or not? The horns of a dilemma

Jul 1, 2006 15:37 EDT

Milan Fashion Week is over, and what a rich source of amusement that was for this blog!  But the good news is, the Paris fashion stuff has begun, and it looks very promising. Have a look at the photo below, and think about yourself wearing that outfit when you stop off at Kroger for a bag of pork rinds. Then send a clever caption to us via Post a Comment.     horns300.jpg

 

 

 

A model presents a creation by Japanese designer Seiichiro Shimamura as part of the men’s Spring/Summer 2007 fashion collection for his 0044 label in Paris June 30, 2006.   REUTERS/ Emmanuel Fradin  

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Three people were injured today at a Milan fashion show when an onlooker brandished a bright red handkerchief…

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…when asked about his father’s whereabouts, Toro’s mother would simply sigh and look towards the cow pasture.

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Special Agent 0044 (I like my hats pointed, not flat…My name is Horny – Ima Horny, Special Agent 0044 – License to look silly (Apparently, this is part of the initiation process for British Secret Service agents) xoxo Shoelover PS. You got me horny in the morning and you…

 

Oddly, I suddenly crave porterhouse with favvas on the side with a nice laager.

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Ever notice how Rodeos and Haute Couture never share the same venue?

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Pop quiz, hotshot! Cape water buffalo or musk ox?

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At least I don’t look as dumpy as that “Mr. Bluebird” guy. Wait; I AM that Mr. Bluebird guy!

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Before you go to a dead-heads concert, please read the brocure.

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This wig makes me look like an idiot.

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Here’s the storyOf a nun who was flyingAnd she hooked up with a bad guy named SatanThey were polar oppositesIn a house togetherAnd then they spawned a son.(to the tune of the Brady Bunch)

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100 Yen to send girlfriend out of town.300 Yen to send the parents away during the show.200 Yen to bribe the deisgner to get this outfit.Hiding a radio in the horns to keep up with World Cup Soccer during the most embarassing day of your life, priceless.

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The first time since the beginning of Milan’s Fashion Week that thousands of Diablo fans—and their 2 girlfriends—-were in attendance.

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Backstage, to raucus laughter, Taylor shoved the horns down his shirt and nailed the first few lyrics of “I Will Always Love You.”

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Do these horns make me look fat?

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So what’s your sign? Aries or Taurus?

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Inside, I’m dancing the Bull Dance!

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I hope nobody notices I’m wearing eye liner.

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Take my word for it, they aren’t as easy to pull apart as a wishbone.

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I can’t believe they gave the moose antlers to Skyler and the faux elephant tusks to ‘Tonio.

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