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Jul 5, 2006 09:13 EDT

When you’re designing haute couture in aluminum foil, you’ve got the field pretty much to yourself.  And since it’s now generally accepted that aliens from outer space can at least try to blend in with Earthlings, whole new fashion worlds  have been opened.silver300.jpg 

 

 

Nanu nanu… A model presents a creation by British designer Oswald Boateng for French fashion house Givenchy’s Spring/Summer 2007 men’s fashion collection in Paris July 4, 2006.  REUTERS/Benoit Tessier

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Dear Designer,That X when a woman buttons one button of a sweater is created to emphasize her bosom and cleavage. This just presents the notion that the guy has a paunch. This does nothing. For anybody. Zip.There is not and has never been a male on whom this would look good. What were you thinking?All the love,Shawn

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New, from the Hannibal Collection, Non-Stick Models in Teflon Suits.

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If you look at him from just the right angle, you can see the Microsoft hologram.

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DeLoreon designed suits?

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Should you use starch on a suit made from ironing board covers?

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As a bonus, if you should internally combust, your family will remain safe.

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Please, no flash photography.

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If only I had a heart.

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Please, God, no thunderstorms.

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Mother of Pearl’s unholy offspring.

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and when I see a mirror, I’m looking at myself, looking at myself looking at myselfINFINITY!

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Yeah. End of the day. Out on the town. Icecream man without his hat. The icecream man is hot tonight. Ow!

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Next month and the next I’ll be back with my Primer collection and my two-tone Metal Flake line.

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WARNING: Lead content. Wash hands after wearing. Not recommended for food storage or service. Fetal deformities may result from prolonged exposure or consumption. Avoid contact with eyes and mucous membranes. Not an effective protection against gamma or neutron radiation. Cook in self-cleaning oven at 700 F 375 C for 35 minutes to wash.Quality checked by number 4.

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Don’t put him in a microwave or it will explode.

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Baycher ah kin katch wun’em fore hunnert pounder caytfeeshes if’n I wuz ta straing-at shiny boy own ah bigernuf huk.

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That is a perfect outfit to wear to the oscars or to the grammys – but open collaredIt would look best on someone with a tan skin tone and with a very slight amount of natual gray hair – or naturally Jet Black / Blue black hair

 

DirecTV’s new venture: Portable satellite TV.”But how will we pick up signal when we’re not at home?”"Funny you should ask…”

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Whoa! The Tin Man finally fulfilled his dream of being a pimp!

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Mr. Belverdere takes a job on the space shuttle.

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