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Honey, get the Civic, we’re goin’ to play miniature golf!

Jul 7, 2006 13:29 EDT

Long, hot, American summer nights. It doesn’t get any better than this. And that’s when the wife really appreciates that John Galliano creation you got her for Mother’s Day. You had to order it from France over the Internet, but wasn’t it worth it?  Open the sunroof, Babe, I think that headdress will just about fit through! You want a Dilly Bar, or a D.Q. Sandwich?If you can think of other places where this outfit might come in handy, drop us a note via Comment….gown300.jpg   A model presents a creation by British designer John Galliano for French fashion house Dior as part of their Autumn/Winter 2006-2007 Haute Couture fashion show in Paris July 5, 2006. REUTERS/Philippe Wojazer  

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Wasn’t this from Elton John’s wedding?

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Narnia comes to broadway!

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Scientology: The Fashion House.

(You, too, can rank high enough to wear this dress. For a $4,000,000 donation. It’s what you want to do. Do it. Or alien spirits will inhabit your body forever. And you don’t want that. Or do you?

 

By the time Candi realized that she had misunderstood the concept of the “Queen Reunion,” it was too late; she was thankful, however, that she had opted to leave the tea and pastries at home.

 

DVD Features->>Alternate Endings->>”The One Where the Shoe Fits the Ugly Step Sister.”

 

Look like Snow White is putting on her battle gear!

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This is the easy approach gal. Any lame-o can find something he can say goes with her eyes.

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Who’da guessed Chad had a sister.

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You shouldn’t change designers in mid-seam.

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Dear Ann Landers,
My mother is an Amazon. My father is Elton John (don’t ask). I feel like two times a woman and half a warrior. Do you have any career advice?

Sincerely,
Fancy Dangerous in Biloxi, Mississippi

Dear Fancy Dangerous,
The Marines are always looking for a few good men.

Sincerely, Ann

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