Quick quiz: It’s late at night, and your husband has been neglecting you in bed. You should:
a) Slink into bed wearing a red satin nightgown…
b) Slink into bed wearing a French maid’s outfit…
c) Slink into bed wearing nothing…
d) Slink into bed calling the cops, demanding they make your husband do something…
Yeah, so, unfortunately this wife in Germany chose d). Here’s her story:
No, silly, this isn’t the husband in the story! It’s just some German police and a soccer fan on June 30, 2006. REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch
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It seems none of the options would work.
- Posted by PauloMaybe she should try to get serious about her diet, or something of the sort (i.e. maybe it’s impossible to get excited about her). If this is not the case, she should try a different man.
Perhaps her husband is sleeping with someone else and doesn’t need “a cure for the itch” at home…
- Posted by Steve