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Like really, really good quicksand…

Aug 18, 2006 08:02 EDT

There’s a great AP story from Kenosha, Wisconsin, about a guy who was stuck for two hours in a vat of thick chocolate, described as being “virtually like quicksand.”  The man was rescued, but there is no word on whether the company where it happened is going to offer others a chance to pay and have the same experience. Here’s the story courtesy of USA Today:chocolate.jpg   Really, nothing to do with the accident… Model parades a chocolate necklace and bra during China’s first chocolate fashion show, as part of “Salon Du Chocolat”, in Beijing June 10, 2005. REUTERS/Alfred Cheng Jin 

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Apropos of nothing, water makes chocolate lose its shine and become granular so ‘Like Water for Chocolage’ has a context that really doesn’t fit anywhere in the entire movie.
Er.

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Melts in your mouth, not on your hoo-ha.

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If they throw in whipped cream and a cherry, I’m game.

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No. I refuse to do a ‘chocolate cream’ gag.

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Keep Ms. DeGeneris in her dressing room or you KNOW she’s off her diet.

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Reverse the pallet and her bra is blue with black dot triplets.

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Suddenly I crave peanut butter.

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I really, really, really like this year’s Easter bunny.

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M&mmms

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somewhere in italy men are drolling over both her and the chocolate

 

Yeah, and he was with these five other kids who were all selfish and had bad habits and they were all being led around this maze-like place by a sleazy guy of ambiguous sexuality who didn’t get out much and wore a top hat indoors and exploited little people and was looking for a “protege” …

 

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