Okay, the boy and girl pandas at your zoo just don’t seem to be interested in mating. What do you do to encourage the male to get romantic?
a) Pipe Johnny Mathis music into the panda enclosure every evening
b) Give the female a large bottle of Allure or some other fine fragrance
c) Give the female provocative outfits from the “full-figured” department of Victoria’s Secret
d) Show “porn” flicks to the male after dinner, to give him the right idea
Okay, while all of these answers sound equally dumb, the one about the porn is actually correct. I am not making this up, not a word of it.
“And this won’t show up on my hotel bill?” Chuang Chuang, a giant panda on loan to Thailand from China, sticks out its tongue while eating bamboo at the Chiang Mai Zoo in Chiang Mai province, north of Bangkok September 3, 2005. REUTERS/Chaiwat Subprasom
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GENIUSES OF THE WORLD! WATCH MORE PORN!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf pandas could read video titles, they’d be groaning in agony before extacy.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThis years Nobel Prize for Science, and one million dollars, go to Zookeeper “Video” Joe Kowalski.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks