Dear Blog Guy,
I’m just starting a new job as a police decoy, and I’m not sure how to get hoodlums, rascals and miscreants to pick on me in really large numbers. Can you please help?
Eager to Succeed
Well Eager, if you want to dress for success in your particular profession, have a look at this “creation” from the current Milan fashion show. It has victim written all over it. But you’d better act quickly, because come next fall and winter, every fashionable guy in the country is going to be wearing the same outfit. 
A model displays a creation as part of Vivienne Westwood’s Fall/Winter 2007/08 men’s collections during Milan Fashion Week January 14 , 2007. REUTERS/Loris Savino

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I’d need six or seven belts before going on the runway in a getup like that.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe Milan Salvation Army store had a very nice Fashion Week indeed.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDon’t even think of touching that lariat, Son.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksOla Jenna bebe -
Do you think your tu padre will freak if I wear this to Camp David?
Te amo
Ramiro González Palazzo
- Posted by Gary RobertsROFLMAO
- Posted by CathyYou have got to be kidding me. What is this? A cross dressing Sesame Street wanna be?
No, Cathy. His name is “Bad Bart” and he’s headed to the O_o Corral for a noontime knitting showdown!
- Posted by anonymous