If you’re not into long engagements, this creation unveiled at London Fashion Week on Valentine’s Day might be just the thing for you.
Dubbed the “Chapel in a Chapeau,” it’s everything today’s busy woman needs for a quick wedding. Just pull down the brim and you have a lovely bridal gown, and that’s only the beginning. It also holds two gold bands, some rice and a small cake, plus steak knives, a fondue pot and other wedding presents.
Wait. Maybe that isn’t what’s going on here, but I’m not sure what is. All I know is I don’t want this woman sitting in front of me at the movies. Feel free to offer imaginative, alternative photo captions via Post a Comment.
A model wears a creation for designers Basso & Brooke during their Autumn/Winter 2007 show at London Fashion Week in London February 14, 2007. REUTERS/Alessia Pierdomenico
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I’m speechless.
- Posted by KYou can’t be. It isn’t allowed.
- Posted by Robert Basler…employees of the sporting goods store were astonished to discover a complete paintball arsenal hidden in the mosquito netting “hat” crafted by the shoplifter…
- Posted by Konce upon a time there was a woman who said she would never be satisfied until she had the moon for a hat.
or a white buffalo snowboarding, whatever was on sale that day.
- Posted by sharaIsadora Duncan’s grand neice loves flying gyro-copters as much as she does modeling.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNew intern at the emergency room, eh?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNever do a static electricity demonstration using a Macy’s Parade float.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksLook outside. It’ raining cats and CRIPES!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNeck brace and whiplash insurance sold separately.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf the tissue wasn’t good enough for the Jolly Green Giant, it isn’t good enough for you either, Hon.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksA formal statement was taken at the City Hall of Metropolis earlier today, issued by the attorney’s of Basso & Brooke. It was a brief statement, in which they went on to remark that there was no way their client’s could have known that a recently hired assistant who aided in the development of the piece pictured above was actually none other than evil super-fashion-villain “The Mad-Hatter” disguised as a former G.A.P. stock boy. They went on to insure “Our clients will be fighting these frivalous charges.”
- Posted by Paul