You know how the new thing in weddings is to get married someplace far away, supposedly so your guests can have fun, but really to keep the riff-raff away and save you a lot of money on the open bar at your reception? Honestly, the idea is to keep almost everybody away, while obligating them to send gifts, anyway.
Well, have I got the perfect guest-repellant site for you! Just do what this couple did, and hold the ceremony in “Igloo Village,” where everything is frozen and you’re lucky if you can even repeat the vows through your chattering teeth. The greedy moochers in your family will never follow you there.
“I do” in the igloo… Newlyweds Akemi (R) and Hiroshi Matsuoka pose outside a chapel made of ice after their wedding ceremony at the ‘Igloo village’ on Lake Shikaribetsu in Shikaoi town in Japan’s northern island of Hokkaido February 14, 2007. REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao
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…while it is tradition for some brides to freeze the top layer of their wedding cake, a couple in Japan recently opted to instead freeze themselves in honor of their perfect day. The mother of the bride was heard muttering bitterly about a lack of freezer space.
- Posted by KI warned you not to touch the wedding ring with your tongue.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIt’s a nice day.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMay you remain as cool during the divorce.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks[thought bubble]Why didn’t we go for the chocolate hot tub wedding?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDear Blog Guy,
Thanks for avoiding any wedding night jokes using the word “frigid.”
- Posted by John C AbellOh please, we’re much more subtle than that here. Plus I didn’t think of it.
- Posted by Robert Basler