I don’t know, gang, our big fashion show starts in 30 minutes, and I’m all out of fresh ideas. Come on, we’re burning daylight here!
Okay, so we paint a two-lane blacktop road on Floyd’s forehead. Not bad. And we make him wear white lipstick, to symbolize - oh, who cares what it symbolizes? Then we trim his shirt with duct tape, to really keep them guessing. I like it!
But we need something else… Yes! We blindfold Floyd and make him tie his own tie with one hand, and we’ll call it, um, a creation! They’ll eat it up!
A model presents a creation from Portuguese designer Marco Mesquita’s Autumn/Winter 2007-2008 collection during Portugal Fashion week in Porto March 5, 2007. REUTERS/Miguel Vidal
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Yes, sometimes bad ideas and lack of imagination try to disguise in fashion and look absurd or total lack of common sense.
- Posted by armstrongfl or E.F.EffeIn other news…a fashion model was mauled by a savage lion today after apparently being mistaken for a zebra…
- Posted by KI agree –earrings would have been TOO much!
- Posted by John C AbellFloyd! Ha!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksEbony and Ivory and plaid?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksYou can kind of tell which models are on their way to the top and which are on their way down.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAND CLOWN SHOES! Hahahahah.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHow drunk was this guy at the party last night?
- Posted by Norm“A new, rare species of snake was discovered at a fasion show yesterday. What staff thought was a tie, turned out to be a constrictor from the depths of the Amazon. The snake was noticed when the model’s lips started turning white.”
- Posted by Lady WeaselI love marco and I dont like reading bad things about him!
- Posted by TabithaI think his work is amazing and he is the nicest guy ever. AND he wears his ties like the guy in this photo. cant ask for more. stop taking the mick!
i think is sexy, and my boyfriend wear his tie like that…why not?
- Posted by marietta