Dear Blog Guy,
Hey, I’m intrigued by a personal ad I saw, and I wonder what you think of it:
Single White Female - very white, actually - seeks kindred spirit for long walks and lots of laughter. I’m busy most of the time working on my nails, which are very special. One can cut glass, another can pick locks, one can disembowel a rodent in…well, let’s not go there right away. The main thing is, if we go out to dinner I can skewer my corn on the cob, butter it and get the kernels out of my teeth, all with my fingernails. I think guys like that in a chick.
Gee, she seems like quite a keeper. You should answer that ad before somebody else snatches her up. But I’m guessing she’s the only one who will come back from those long walks, and certainly the only one who will be laughing. Call it a hunch.
A model shows a designer’s creation during a body-and-nail art show in Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk May 12, 2007. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin
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