There is a very old joke: How can you tell a happy motorcyclist? By counting the bugs in his teeth.
And how can you tell a model who arrived at a fashion show on a speeding motorcycle after taking a short-cut through the wetlands? By the dragonfly splattered on her forehead.
In the same deductive vein, one might also venture a guess that she’s not very popular among the other models, or one of them probably would have pointed it out to her before she hit the runway.
A model wears a creation from 2nd Floor’s 2008 spring/summer collection during Sao Paulo Fashion Week June 19, 2007. REUTERS/Caetano Barreira
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“Perfecto! Now all she needs is spikes on her shoulders! ….. What’s that? … She already HAS spikes? … Her collar bone? …. OOOH!!! Then I shall paint ladybugs on those and call it fasion, too!!”
- Posted by Lady WeaselPhoebe was known using her telekinesis to make the insects do her bidding.
- Posted by Lady WeaselUnbeknownst to Brittany, her fellow models had painted a bug on her face while she slept…
- Posted by KNever, ever get a tattoo when you’re drunk.
- Posted by John C Abell“Why yes, I did stick my head out of the car window on the way here. Why do you ask?”
- Posted by CharleneYour eyes say, “No, no.” but your bug says, “Bzzz, Splat!”
- Posted by Shawn HendricksShe looks like of crepey.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNote to self: Stay away from the flyswatter sales convention at the Hilton.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAlright. Nobody move. It’s a Raid.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI’ve never seen a black birthmark. Certainly, never in the shape of a dress.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks