Dear Fashion Show People:
I am one of your male models, and I am sick and tired of some of the garbage you make me wear on the runway! I just took today’s “creation” out of the dry cleaner’s bag, and it really sucks!
Why, I could make something better from the protective plastic wrap it came in! I have half a mind to take the plastic, and some of this red adhesive runway tape, and design my own outfit! You think I’m kidding? Try me!
A model presents a creation of Roberto Piqueras during the “080 Barcelona” fashion show at Drassanes in Barcelona July 11, 2007. REUTERS/Albert Gea
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At first, Surfer Man couldn’t think of a way to attach a cape to himself…eventually, though, he devised a “shirt” that would allow a cape and still show off his stunning physique and glowing tan. Unfortunately, he was the laughing stock of every superhero convention and bad guys didn’t take him very seriously either.
- Posted by KBrad, not as stupid as he looked, invited the ladies to “connect the dots” on his poncho.
- Posted by John C AbellIt’s hard to take a shower when your wearing the shower curtain.
- Posted by CaigWhen the X-Men battled the Pee men, it was really no contest.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe new Man from well, not exactly Glad; not quite so joyous than that. Perhaps not quite overjoyed, but not again Merry. Someplace between Glad and Merry. I’m think the Man from Gay. That has about the right feel.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksRELEASE THE PAMPLONA BULLS!
I just love doing ‘installation pieces.’
- Posted by Shawn HendricksFashion is an inverted garbage with cutouts for the arms and vee neck decorated with electrical tape. So, my sister’s 1968 Halloween costume was decades ahead of its time. She has always been an innovator.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDISCLAIMER:
- Posted by Shawn HendricksDo not place around child’s mouth or face.
Do not use as a welding vest.
Does not deflect bullets.
Provides no sun protection.
Adds nothing to a conversation.
Not to be used as a nighttime reflector.
Water soluable.
May cause rash.
Overpriced.
Trite.
Do not dry clean.
Cold (not cool) iron only.
Indigestable.
Unecological.
The Surgeon General has determined that use of this product makes you look like a goob. Accept that, or don’t pay good money for the thing.
I always wanted to point out my ‘lost it in the Gulf’ scar to hotties at the disco. Do they make matching pants?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNext week’s lessons:
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHow to take the drycleaning plastic off of the pants before you try putting them on,
Plus
Three effective ways of getting that pesky hanger out of the crack of your behind,
PLUS
Two ways of keeping it from getting there in the first place.
When going to the 3-D cinema, Brad always made certain to wear his special 3-D shirt.
- Posted by Charlene