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14:10 July 12th, 2007

Man fails to grasp purpose of lawn chair

Posted by: Robert Basler
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chair2.jpgDear Blog Guy,
At my daughter’s 6th birthday party, all the kids were taping their helium balloons to a lawn chair, trying to fly. Isn’t that cute?

It depends on how many balloons they had. Some guy in Oregon attached 105 of them to his lawn chair. He came down nine hours, and a couple hundred miles later.

Seriously? Amazing! How high did he go?

Well, we have to presume he was at least above BB gun and dart-throwing range the whole time. Anyway, he made the whole trip without a barbecue grill or an above ground pool, which is pretty amazing. Deborah Lutterbeck reports:

10 comments so far

Afterwards he felt terribly foolish when told he was could have avoided the whole ordeal by clicking the heels of his ruby slippers while chanting, “There’s no place like home!”

- Posted by John C Abell

Knowing my luck, I would learn too late that it was duck season.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Was it a lawn chair or a deck chair? For that matter, what’s the difference?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

If you want to come down, I understand fire works.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Not high on drugs. High on life! Oh, yeah. Drugs too.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Hey, Lady. I can see down your shirt.

That’s nothing. I can see up your shorts and that’s not nothing but it sure ain’t much.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Over Microsoft headquarters now. Release! Sweet aim! Now, where did I put the TP?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

I think someone CGIed a bunch of skittles and faked it just like the moon landings.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Still far, far better than Southwest.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

The things some people will do to avoid having to take their shoes off at the airport.

- Posted by Charlene

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