We sent our camera crew out to the Acme School for Mob Informants, as you can see from these advanced students who are learning to swim with their arms and legs tied. If you’re a potential witness against the Mafia, and you can pay your full tuition in advance, maybe you should consider a semester at Acme, where you will learn such useful skills as:
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opening a car trunk from the inside
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why Facebook’s New Jersey Linen Service group isn’t a good social network for you
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getting comfy with a horsehead in your bed
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how to scan the diner for hitmen, instead of just eating onion rings
Of course, it’s possible that isn’t what’s happening here at all. You can find out for sure by checking out this video clip:
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“Now, if you dive deep into the water and start flopping around, you’re sure to see at least one or two crocodiles up close. Don’t worry, they’re completely tame.”
- Bob, Lake Placid resident
- Posted by KNah. Peter school.
Oh, ye of little faith. Sink much?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIs Palmolive gentle on your hands? You’re standing in it!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSnot a very nice lake.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks