Living hand to mouth…

June 30, 2006

You know, life can be pretty good when you have a special skill that you can always fall back on. This dude can probably expect a call from David Letterman’s staff any minute now. Meanwhile, try inventing your own clever captions and fling them our way via Post a Comment. It’s Friday — go wild.  hand300.jpg   Stuntman Zhang Dong from Liaoning province puts his fist into his mouth during a TV performance by people with unusual skills in Nanjing, capital of China’s Jiangsu province June 25, 2006. REUTERS/Sean Yong

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Bite the hand that feeds me? Never! I shall swallow it whole!

 

I know its in here somewhere!

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Where are my keys??
Pockets?? no.
Dresser?? no.
Mouth?? This is promising!

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BRAIN ITCH!

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Mmmm. Sweet and sour hand.

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Well, put on a wig and call me Ms. America; I’ve got a talent!

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I’ve crapped one set of dentures and I’m NOT enduring that again!

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The cow goes, “Moo.” The dog goes “Woof.” The contionist goes, “Mrruuffmmch.” The cat goes

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WHATEVER you do, DO NOT get sent to prison!

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Really? She was THAT loose?

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If he can wave over the top of his belt, I’ll be impressed.

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Never put out the good silver when a sword swallower visits for dinner.

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Write what you will but its better than putting his foot in his mouth.

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Yes, fer cryin’ out loud. It’s safe!

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Mr. Zhang Dong, can you show us exactly where the defendant touched you?

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Anorexics Gone Wild (unrated version).

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…Tastes like chicken.

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And for my next trick, I will attempt to pull myself inside out!

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