Hey, gorgeous, got a light?
They call it the “city of lights,” and we saw a whole line of new creations at a Paris fashion show yesterday in which the models wore their own elaborate light fixtures. Why didn’t somebody think of this sooner? If you’re a chick who likes to be in the spotlight, take the spotlight with you!
There are a few minor, minor problems to be worked out:
- flop sweat from the intense heat can be a problem if you tend to wear an outfit for longer than four minutes.
- second degree skin burns – carry plenty of extra makeup and something to disguise that gross sizzling sound
- small aircraft have attempted to land on several models wearing these dresses
extension cords are difficult to accessorize
okay, a few unfortunate “incidents” have been reported at beach parties
A model presents this creation by Dutch designers Viktor and Rolf during their Autumn/Winter 2007/08 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection in Paris February 26, 2007. REUTERS/Charles Platiau