Evening, Mrs. Vader. Darth is over there…

April 23, 2007

Quick quiz. Match this fashion creation with the appropriate quote from the arts:

a: “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”
b: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
c: “Hi, I’m Johnny Cash!”
d: ”Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

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Model displays a creation by Dutch design students during the ‘Usedom Baltic Fashion Guest’ fashion show at the Baltic seaside resort of Heringsdorf, Germany, April 20, 2007. REUTERS/Hannibal Hanschke

Comments

Hmm…I dunno…the tassles are a bit tacky.

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Well, doc, it kind of looks like a buterfly with a straw in its mouth sucking down a large, frosty glass of beer with a shot of bourbon just dropped to the bottom. I think they call them boilermakers. Yep, that’s what I think I see.

That’s not the ink blot?

Um.

THAT one looks like a strip of bacon.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive
 

Cruella, technically in compliance with the conditions of her parole, begins sporting black, baby seal.

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She spends and spends and somehow still always ends up in the black.

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It doesn’t make you look fat. It makes you look too short for your width.

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Sure, it’s black duct tape but it I doubt it will ever earn you the prom dress scholarship. I could be wrong.

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So in the remake, Scarlet lives in a mortuary. How Goth!

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I lend you my credit card. I send you to Mervyns. You say you were getting a little black dress. You come home with a seventeen thousand dollar bill and THIS?

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[thought bubble]God, I hope I remembered to take off that chartreuse drycleaning tag.

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Go Go Gadget — Parachute!

 

Is Cher still looking for an outfit for next year’s Academy Awards?

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Frightens small children? Check

Looks neo-Batman-ish riding while riding a motorcycle? Check.

Aerodynamic? err…

Back to the drawing board.

 

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