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Paris Hilton’s toilet will look a lot like this

June 1, 2007

Updated with video: 

Dear Blog Guy,
Paris Hilton is going to start her jail sentence very soon, and I don’t think the public has been given enough info about the place. Can you shed some light?

You betcha. I’ve examined a bunch of our news photos from the Big House where Paris will be clanging her metal cup against the cell door, digging escape tunnels and all that other stuff prisoners do. We’ve got pictures of typical beds, typical sinks, typical reception areas and typical signs showing typical jail visiting hours. We even have a typical toilet.

Wow! Well, how would you say the place looks?

Pretty typical.

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A toilet inside a typical jail cell at the Century Regional Detention Facility is captured from a video footage taken in Lynwood, California near Los Angeles May 4, 2007. REUTERS/Reuters TV

Comments

Don’t forget, she’ll also be breaking rocks. People in jail love to break rocks.

 

Right! And they love to train and raise small birds and rodents, too, though she can’t expect much in a stay as short as hers.

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Odds she’ll report to incarceration sober?

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How many strikes more does she get before ‘the Surreal Live’ becomes ‘Life Without Parole?’

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I get to play football? Against the guards?

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I heard one prison offered her $20,000 per month if Paris would pick them.

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That’s right. If you don’t clean it, it WILL NOT get clean.

On the sunny side (brrrrhhrhhr), the State of California will probably pay for her incarceration (plus a new prison wing) by auctioning her unwashed toilet on eBay.

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Odds shell report to incarceration?

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Ooooh! SHINY!

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My backside gets cold just looking at it.

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That’s Hot! It’s fashioned by De Lorean.

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