Never, ever, stick a fork in the toaster!
Angry patrons of a trendy hair salon assemble behind a police chain to protest. They complain that no matter what they asked for, they left the salon with their hair standing straight up – the salon owners signature hair style, called My God, Ive Just Seen a Zombie!. He achieves this by applying a pound of lard to their hair, and then drying it with a leaf blower.
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