Never, ever, stick a fork in the toaster!

July 30, 2007

Angry patrons of a trendy hair salon assemble behind a police chain to protest. They complain that no matter what they asked for, they left the salon with their hair standing straight up – the salon owners signature hair style, called My God, Ive Just Seen a Zombie!. He achieves this by applying a pound of lard to their hair, and then drying it with a leaf blower.

Oh, wait! Maybe thats not what is happening here at all! Please offer your own explanations, via Post a Comment:

White House guests wait as Marine One lands on the South Lawn of the White House, to take President Bush to Camp David, July 27, 2007. REUTERS/Molly Riley


Is it live, or is it Memorex?


The girls learned that there indeed was a downside to standing too close to the speakers at a Metallica concert.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

Spectators were shocked that President Bush was going to Camp David again.

Posted by K | Report as abusive

This is the result of “Rotor-Wash”
10-Ton helicopters blow a lot of air downward.
When it hits the ground, downward becomes outward.

Posted by Blair | Report as abusive

Well Blair, that’s true, but my explanation is a lot more fun….

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

Hahah @ Robert.

Its Ok for the blog, but could you use that heading for print ?

Allright – after 5 minutes of thought nothing good came out. Perhaps your one suits the best – if you relay the underlying meaning.


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