After all, if it wasn’t God’s will, you wouldn’t have done it.

And as the only person to know God’s will is God (and you, of course), nobody has the right to say you loused it up.

Because if the Pope could be judged in the same manner he would judge you, the whole system falls apart. Without the acceptance of hypocrisy, no religion could survive.

So as the good Lord once said: “Render unto the chumps their idol”.