You could almost hear the collective groan from reporters and commentators the world over when they learned the names of Angelina Jolie’s twins. Pencils, mine included, were sharpened for stories of outlandish celebrity baby names. OK, Jolie and partner Brad Pitt didn’t go for “Jack and Jill” exactly, but Vivienne Marcheline was remarkably restrained for the bizarre-baby-name age, and Knox Leon was only slightly more whacky.
Nicole Kidman had got people nicely warmed up with “Sunday Rose” for her recently-arrived daughter, who, incidentally, was born on a Monday.
The Daily Telegraph caught the mood with a tongue-in-cheek commentary saying Jolie had “failed the name game”, calling her choices “shockingly conventional.”
Celebrity baby name lists remind us of glories past, for which many of us secretly pine. Remember Princess Tiaamii (daughter of model Jordan and Peter Andre)? Or Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence) and Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza)? Angelina, we deserved better.

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Who cares! People have babies every day. What makes them so special?
- Posted by Riley FiolekI love the name Vivienne and having a special family name to attach is great. I believe that Knox Leon will turn out to be a family name, Leon for sure. Going to be either Grandpa or Greatgrandpa’s name. Precious new babies for a great family.. Wish them well, with all the blessings in the world.
- Posted by mleeHas anyone else noticed that all of their names for their boys end in X? What is this all about?
- Posted by Sophiawow twins! amazing boy+girl!wow
- Posted by cjI’m gald that the names aren’t really, really weird! It’s getting tacky with the weird names!
- Posted by BethAlso, I say BUY the photos of the babies…after all, the people getting the 20mil are the Jolie-Pitts so in turn maybe they’ll buy more deprived kids, thus helping the world
If a magazine wants to make a donation to charity and gets to have a photo for the committment - so be it.
That is basically what they are doing. It is a win win situation. All the magazines have already stated that their sales really do not go up that much.
I think it is similar to a charity auction.
- Posted by QueenieRobinkay98
The “hard-earned money” will be given to children in need through the Jolie-Pitts, ESPECIALLY in this economy who are the most vulnerable. Certainly with a computer with time to waste hating on Angelina, you aren’t one of them, so you can afford it.
- Posted by JenfraudWhat is the best way to get the money for charity than this..
Under normal circumstances, I don’t think there would be any chance that magazine would pay that much money for charities.
Good for them!
- Posted by jadeTo Robinkay98- and other readers-
- Posted by debatorAngelina announced the money made from the baby pictures, which will no doubt be millions, will be donated to charity. So buy away~
At least Angelina and Brad(at least they did the last time)donated all the money earned with the photos of shilo to charity. I think it’s better that they do it that way then try and kill someone chasing after them and a baby to get a photo!!!
- Posted by inv/cmkIn response to Robinkay98…
I do not understand why you are against these magazines paying for the Jolie-Pitt’s babies photos. I completely am for it. Besides, they do not keep the money. They do good with the money they receive from the media outlet. They give that money to charity…Charity to those who are less fortunate than us…
- Posted by CJayceAngelina has always donated part of her earnings to charity she is one of the few celebrity who has and always will be she is not responsible for people for loosing their homes???? There baby names are quite differrent and have meaning for them.
- Posted by wikiI’m totally going to buy the mag with the pics of the babies…
- Posted by SnObDid everyone miss what the Pitt/Jolie family is going to do with the money from those pics?? ITS GOING TO CHARITY!
Who cares how much they give them for the pics, look at what the money is going towards.
As a long standing Team Aniston member I may loathe Angelina but any baby of Brads has to be adorable.
I love Vivienne Marcheline. So pretty. Knox Leon sounds a little funny, though I like the names in their own right. Hoorah for good choices.
- Posted by Names~ I find Brad & Angelina to be inspiring and feel the names they have chosen for their children to be unique and well thought of, with special meaning to their family.
Wishing health & happiness to the Jolie-Pitt clan! ~
p.s. Loathe the term ‘brangelina’ and hope that it is done away with. =)
- Posted by jo birdum its a boy and a girl… not two girls.
- Posted by yoohooRobinkay98:
Bitter much? People are fascinated with the Jolie-Pitts. Refraining from buying a magazine won’t save anyone from the mortgage woes of late. Besides, the Jolie-Pitts donate ALL of the earnings from their baby photos to charity. But what you’re saying is similar to telling a person not to eat because other people in the world may be starving.
- Posted by MichelleI think their baby girls names sounds realy smart and it’s sweet because they named the baby after Angelina’s mum. Awww
- Posted by lolI also think the name Knox Leon is cool and unquie, it’s not boring and old fashioned. I love it alot something i would name my child.
I ask everyone who is reading this to not buy the magazines with the pictures of the Jolie/Pitt twins. I find it absolutely sickening that they would pay that much money for baby pictures when the economy is in ruin, there is a mortgage crisis and people are losing their homes.
Please do not give these magazines another dime of your hard earned money. They should be ashamed of themselves for wasting this money.
- Posted by Robinkay98I think the name Knox is beautiful name, and I’m happy they didn’t chose a weird name.
- Posted by baby girl