By Gregg Easterbrook
The opinions expressed are his own.
Conventional wisdom says the Republican presidential nomination will go to Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich. This could change – don’t be surprised if it changes more than once. But suppose conventional wisdom proves correct. If you were Barack Obama, which would you rather run against?
A follower of polls might say, “Of course Obama wants to run against Gingrich.” An Obama-Gingrich race could end with a walkover for the incumbent, as happened in LBJ-Goldwater of 1964 and Nixon-McGovern of 1972.
Gingrich, some thinking goes, has a borderline personality. His past is full of strange diatribes on a weird range of subjects. As Ronald Reagan sometimes confused movies with reality, Gingrich confuses science fiction novels with reality. He threw a temper tantrum about his seat on Air Force One. Hardly anyone likes him personally. He was a transparent opportunist with Fannie and Freddie, organizations that voters hate. Gingrich is proficient at bloviating, and the one time in his life he held actual responsibility as Speaker of the House he did a terrible job. Would you trust the nation’s budget to a man who ran a $1 million tab at Tiffany?
Gingrich hectors others about their personal lives, while presenting himself as a champion of traditional values. Yet he admits betraying not one but two wives. Some kind of new low in politics was achieved when Gingrich formally pledged to stop committing adultery. Gingrich wears the letter H — for hypocrite — around his neck as Hester Prynne wore an A around hers in The Scarlet Letter.
These are sound reasons why Obama might prefer to face Newt. They are reasons the Republican National Committee is said to be feeling panicky about a Gingrich candidacy. Newt has the potential to lose by a spectacular margin, dragging Republican Senate and House candidates down with him. The Republican establishment has not forgotten how much damage he did to the GOP during his administration of the House. Run against a guy even your opponents despise? Sounds promising.
But, as you’ve probably guessed by now, there is a but.
Gingrich is a wild card. He probably would end up a flaming wreckage in electoral terms, but there’s a chance he could become seen as the man unafraid to bring sweeping change to an ossified Washington, D.C. There’s perhaps a 90 percent likelihood Obama would wipe the floor with Gingrich, versus a 10 percent likelihood Gingrich would stage an historic upset. In game theory terms, this invokes the minimax problem – should Obama maximize his chance of a huge victory or minimize his chance of a stinging defeat?
We must take into consideration that Gingrich can be vicious. He viciously denounced Bill Clinton and demanded his impeachment for having an affair, all the while, as we now know, Newt was busy cheating on his own wife. This shows Gingrich will say anything in order to serve himself. Of all GOP contenders, Gingrich seems the only one who might stoop to appealing to the very worst aspects of the American character — if he thought he would personally benefit.
Now consider Mitt Romney. He is perceived as being more appealing to independents than Gingrich. Romney possesses an air of maturity and reasonableness, qualities Gingrich sorely lacks. Also unlike Gingrich, Romney has been a success as an executive — running private businesses, the Olympics and the state of Massachusetts. There seems little chance Romney will stage a campaign that melts down and simply hands a reelection to Obama, which Gingrich might do. Because he is perceived as admirable, Mitt could help Republicans pick up House and Senate seats, even if they miss the White House.
Overall, in most respects, Romney is a significantly more formidable opponent than Gingrich. Yet there are reasons the president might prefer to run against Mitt.
His Latter-Day Saints faith could be a negative — one Obama need not even mention. Evangelicals normally turn out for Republican candidates, but they may be put off by the longstanding question of whether Mormons are Christians. As a churchgoer myself, I think Mormons have the same claim to be followers of Christ as anyone else does. But then I belong to an eccentric joint Christian-Jewish congregation that takes a broad view of spirituality. Many traditional Christians, however, are suspicious of the Mormon denomination. This could knock a couple of points off a Romney vote without the president having to do or say anything.
Romney’s other powerful negative is his background in private equity. Right now “Wall Street” is an expletive, and Romney is Wall Street up one side and down the other. His years running Bain Capital will be described in campaign advertising as vulture capitalism – corporate raiding, followed by layoffs and outsourcing with huge profits for wealthy insiders and average people out of work.
That may not be a fair charge, but it is a powerful one, with which Obama could pillory Romney. There is a clear political playbook to use against Romney.
This especially matters to the youth-vote/youth-volunteer equation. The young voters who enthusiastically supported Obama in 2008 now seem more turned off by him. But if 2012 pits Obama versus Mr. One Percent, young voters might get excited again. Obama would be offering them a chance to defeat Wall Street, at least symbolically.
Whatever other failings he may have, Romney has always comported himself with dignity. An Obama-Romney contest would be the kind of decorous, high-minded campaign at which the president excels. In an Obama-Gingrich race, practically anything could happen.
So forget the polls. If I am Barack Obama, I want to run against Mitt Romney.
Photo: Republican presidential candidate former U.S. House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA) looks on as fellow candidate and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney (L) makes a point during the Republican Party presidential candidates debate at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa, December 10, 2011. REUTERS/Jeff Haynes











Round & Round we go! Everyone talking presidential politics and no one is addressing any of the real problems, except Newt. This fact scares the hell out of his opposition and the Obama crowd who are living in a dream world.
We have three branches of government and two of them are completely disfunctional. We have elected representatives in the White House and Congress that are not exercising control over the federal government, effectively running around in circles blaming the other party or “faction” for not being able to get anything done all the while allowing the Federal Bureaucrats to squandering Billions of Dollars.
The Republican and Democratic Parties and their national organizations are horns on the head of the same Evil Goat, tossing the body politic back and forth saying all the while, “It’s His Fault!!”
The Federal Bureaucracy is not being held accountable to anyone, for anything. We have Congress passing a Law and the Agency responsible for implementing it saying, “OH!, That’s
not what you really meant to do/say. This is really what you meant to do and then they promulgate rules and regulations accordingly. Case in point is the legislation regarding our personal credit history and access to same. You have companies pulling your personal credit reports, without your expressed permission or any other type of legitimate authorization because the Federal Agency involved deemed it to be in “your” best interest to allow this access in direct violation of the Laws that Congress passed to protect you. And what does Congress do: Absolutely Nothing. Most of these bums are too busy trading on “insider” information to worry about doing the job they were elected to do.
The Federal Bureaucracy in the United States is the best organized and funded “Communist Hog” that has ever existed in the history of mankind.
The only way to kill this self serving parasite is to strangle it by cutting the money off.
This will take a New President and a New Congress with 80% +- of the existing incumbents sent home to find real jobs.
We have hundreds of thousands of federal employees who don’t do anything but push piles of paper around in circles; they create no utility/nothing of value. These jobs shouldn’t exist.
Homeland Security is completely out of control and is on the verge of becoming the “Big Brother” prophesied by Huxley in “The Brave New World”, kicking down a families door at 4 in the morning because of child pornography. A father physically thrown down his own stairs by a federal agent when the porn was being generated by a computer several blocks away. What’s next; how about speakers in every room in your house listening to every thing you say and telling you what to do next.
By all accounts they are already listening.
The people in this country need to stand up, in mass, and vote for somebody who will try to get things under control.
Newt Gingrich is the only person who comes close to filling that bill. He knows how Congress works and he has a vision for the future of this country; for the people of this country that doesn’t include a Federal “Big Brother”. He is being attach from 360 degrees, from every quarter because “the powers that be” don’t want to lose the strangle hold that they presently have on the people in this country.
Wake up, they are taking everything! When Obama gave the Banks and Wall Street billions of dollars of taxpayer
money with no strings attached he gave them a license to steal. They are in the process of stealing the equity from every home owner who has lost their job. We are not talking about the speculators who bought to sell but the people who have been in their homes for 10, 15, 20 years. They have lost their jobs, there are no jobs, the equity in the home has evaporated and their bank is foreclosing. Homeless after 20 years of making mortgage payments on time.
This has to be the “Biggest Scam” in the history of this Country.
And Oh! By the Way! All of this money Obama gave away is now debt that the citizens have to repay.
Somebody please tell me the proper “Legal Ease” for BULL SHIT !!
Romney is a smiling empty suit of cloths and like Obama, will change “NOTHING” if he is elected. Ron Paul is a nice “nut” who hasn’t been able to do anything in Congress so why would anybody think that he could accomplish anything in the White House.
Everyone needs to remember that company’s and corporation’s are not people. They are legal entities that have legal rights but they are not citizens of this Country. The Federal Government’s only legitimate function is to serve and protect the welfare of the “citizens”. That is not being done and has not been done for a long time.
It is past time for a change.
This can come at the ballot box or at the point of a bayonet as prophesied by Jefferson & Lincoln.
With hundreds of millions of dollars in federal funds unaccounted for every time the GAO does an audit I think that there are a large number of people in the federal bureaucracy and Congress that could be charged with Treason.
I kind of like the way the China execute corrupt politicians; but it should be televised.
If the Citizens of this country have to have a revolution to get the federal government back under control it needs to include independent investigations of corruption, charges of Treason and Executions. The Talaban have a very effective way of saying “I don’t like You!”. They cut your head off.
The next American Revolution should bring the French Guilitine back with a few modifications. Automatic reset with duel oil groves and a self sharpening blade would be nice.
The most important modification for public executions however will be the self cauterizing function of the 100,000 volts when the blade nears the receiving block at the bottom. No blood so we won’t have any ladies fainting.
I envision a 100 Guillotines backed up to the reflection pool in front of the Washington Monument.
I only hope that the electric current doesn’t blur the vision of the people being executed so that they can see their bodies being kicked off of the execution platforms for the few seconds that they are still conscious as their heads bob in the water.
There will be substantive changes in Washington as the result of this next election. If this does not happen I Envision the next American Revolution unfolding.
As Martin Luther King once said, “I had a Dream!”.
In the DREAM that I just had I saw all of The Occupy Wall Street Organizations throughout the United States having coffee one Spring morning, in DC, in the middle of the week with a Half Million Vietnam Vets who brought the donuts as well as their shotguns, deer rifles and sleeping bags. This happened in the middle of the week because everyone important needed to be there in town, all of Congress and the Top Federal Bureaucrats.
Things get hazy and confusing at this point but I think the only people who got to go home at the end of the day were the secretaries and clerks.
The occupation was successful as the Army, Air Force , Navy and Marines refuse to fire on the Veterans and Homeland
security was no match for them.
The occupation last several weeks. Tribunals were set up to Hear and Judge multiple Charges of Corruption and Fraud.
The members of the individual Tribunals were nominated and then elected. Ten men per Tribunal, half of which were Disabled Veterans. The charges against the Administrators of the DOD and the VA were eagerly anticipated. After Congress the DOD, VA & EPA are the first Federal Agency’s investigated for corruption and fraud.
The most egregious of offenses resulted in guilty verdicts and the death penality. All of the death sentances were carried out at the same time so that everyone could attend.
A big Party, for the Resurrection of Civil Liberties in the Country. A thousand heads bobbed in the reflection pool the first day and everything was over in 30 days.
The Patriots of the Revolution went home to organize new elections with new rules.
In National elections for Congress and the Presidency each registered candidate is allocated $100,000.00 from the federal government and a maximum contribution of $500.00 from a private citizen. No Packs, Super Packs or Corporate campaign contributions or advertising of any kind is permitted. Future elections are by Citizens, for Citizens and any lobbying by Corporations or Professional Lobbyist is outlawed.
The Presidential primary dates are rescheduled taking the states in alphabetical order, first, and then clustered, adding 1 or 2 other abutting states based on population with elections held every 2 weeks. This will reduce the need for candidates to hop scotch all over the country. The focus of the campaigns will be individual debates in the various States. Super PAC TV Adds with erroneous information and insinuations will become a thing of the past.
As a reminder for the elected officials to follow the Patriots have left one of the Guillotines where it stood, as a monument with a large bronze plaque that reads:
Erected In Memory of the “Last” American Revolution
By The Citizen Patriots
Who Rose Up To Take Their Country Back
All Who Tread Here Remember These Deeds
For “You” Do Not Want Us Come Back
Then the dream ends with the chant of:
So Say We All
One has to wonder how so much stuff gets crammed into one dream.
So Say We All
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