Comments on: Happy Birthday Rajnikanth http://blogs.reuters.com/indiamasala/2011/12/12/happy-birthday-rajnikanth/ Bollywood and culture in an emerging India Tue, 08 Jul 2014 03:39:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.5 By: Sudheendra http://blogs.reuters.com/indiamasala/2011/12/12/happy-birthday-rajnikanth/comment-page-1/#comment-3639 Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:35:09 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/indiamasala/?p=1978#comment-3639 NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander has successfully drilled into the rock-hard ice layer below the Martian surface and collected the frozen shavings which included the Butt-ends of the cigarettess smoked by Superstar RajiniKant.

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By: pau1raj http://blogs.reuters.com/indiamasala/2011/12/12/happy-birthday-rajnikanth/comment-page-1/#comment-3634 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 15:37:20 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/indiamasala/?p=1978#comment-3634 1.Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2.Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3.Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4.If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5.Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
6.Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7.Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8.Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
9.If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10.When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11.Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
12.Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13.Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
14.Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15.When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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