William Safire, the language maven whose musings on how we use words have graced The New York Times and other newspapers for decades, has discovered something about the current crisis. Not for the first time, politicians are scrambling to avoid using common words that might get too close to the truth.
This time the target is the economy, specifically what needs to be done about it. In a column, Safire notes that some Democrats, notably the incoming White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, are steering away from using the world “stimulus” when referring to efforts to, er, stimulate the economy. “Recovery” is being used instead. As in, recovery plan.
Who could argue with that? Republicans, apparently. According to Safire, they are favouring “spending”, presumably as in spend, spend, tax, tax etc.
Let’s think up some more. How about the “defibrillation” plan?