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UPDATE: One firefighter dead after fighting Brooklyn, New York blaze; five others injured – http://t.co/FQvKec1p
@Virtsy63 No, I wasn’t. I had one more left in me.
Newt Gingrich asks for penguin that assaulted him to be deported, says pretty sure bird is from Antarctica.
NPR News is never allowed to use the word “BREAKING” on Twitter again.
What?? RT @nprnews: BREAKING: The Fluffington Post Snubbed By Pulitzer Board http://t.co/g2dMXmxK @thefluffpo
RT @samyoungman: even worse news for Newt: the penguin has more delegates
I’m done.
CONFIRMED: Penguin breaks silence after taking a chew out of Gingrich, tells local reporter “I bit for Mitt.”
CONFIRMED: Danny DeVito endorses Mitt Romney after Newt Gingrich bitten by penguin. (That one might take a bit of thought)
CONFIRMED: Newt Gingrich bans penguins from planned moon colony – inspired by @michaelroston
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