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This is not Chairman Mao’s little red Facebook.

People for the American Way, a liberal activist group, has constructed The Right-Wing Facebook for U.S. Republican presidential candidates. (And goes to pains to note that it is satire and not related to the real social network Facebook)

It features profiles of former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, actor and retired Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson, Arizona Sen. John McCain and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

Their status?

Rudy Giuliani is thinking no marriage for gays means more marriage for the rest of us.

Mike Huckabee is thinking he has a lot to offer as number two on a ticket.

John McCain is raiding his kids’ piggy banks.

Mitt Romney is trying to remember which one is Tagg…

Fred Thompson is massaging his jowls.

Their networks link to various “friends,” mainly the more outspoken members of the GOP such as former presidential candidate Gary Bauer and former Virginia Gov. George Allen. Also check out the candidates’ favorite books, movies and so forth. They’re just funny enough that we’re wondering if someone will do one for the Dems.

(Screen grab from Rudy Giuliani satire page from http://www.rightwingfacebook.org)