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09:18 June 30th, 2006

Living hand to mouth…

Posted by: Robert Basler
Tags: Uncategorized

You know, life can be pretty good when you have a special skill that you can always fall back on. This dude can probably expect a call from David Letterman’s staff any minute now. Meanwhile, try inventing your own clever captions and fling them our way via Post a Comment. It’s Friday — go wild.  hand300.jpg 

 

 

Stuntman Zhang Dong from Liaoning province puts his fist into his mouth during a TV performance by people with unusual skills in Nanjing, capital of China’s Jiangsu province June 25, 2006. REUTERS/Sean Yong

18 comments so far

Bite the hand that feeds me? Never! I shall swallow it whole!

- Posted by Vikas

I know its in here somewhere!

- Posted by Sandra

Where are my keys??
Pockets?? no.
Dresser?? no.
Mouth?? This is promising!

- Posted by Jacob

BRAIN ITCH!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Mmmm. Sweet and sour hand.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Well, put on a wig and call me Ms. America; I’ve got a talent!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

I’ve crapped one set of dentures and I’m NOT enduring that again!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

The cow goes, “Moo.” The dog goes “Woof.” The contionist goes, “Mrruuffmmch.” The cat goes

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

WHATEVER you do, DO NOT get sent to prison!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Really? She was THAT loose?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

If he can wave over the top of his belt, I’ll be impressed.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Never put out the good silver when a sword swallower visits for dinner.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Write what you will but its better than putting his foot in his mouth.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Yes, fer cryin’ out loud. It’s safe!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Mr. Zhang Dong, can you show us exactly where the defendant touched you?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Anorexics Gone Wild (unrated version).

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

…Tastes like chicken.

- Posted by rob

And for my next trick, I will attempt to pull myself inside out!

- Posted by rob

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