News, but not the serious kind
Hey, I’m trying to pick you up! What’s the barf bag for?
“The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name…” They must have told me your IQ, or I wouldn’t be using lines like these…
The fabled pick-up line. The single sentence that will melt a woman’s heart. Now, a publisher has printed the so-called top ten such lines, in several languages, so if they don’t work in English you can try in Czech, German, and so on, until the woman falls off her barstool with wine spritzer spewing from her nose.
The lines are also offered in Italian and French, because the publisher says they are “the same no matter what language you are speaking.” Yeah, that explains why French and Italian guys always seem to need so much help.
By the way, that ”…only thing your eyes haven’t told me…” line is only number ten, and obviously it wouldn’t pick up road kill. The book’s number one line is so truly, truly awful, you could go blind just reading it. This blog isn’t responsible if you go past this point: