Children, today’s story is about our friend, the Happy Postman! And what does he do at work? That’s right! He drops a couple of letters in convenient, low-hanging mailboxes, gets bored, and takes the rest to his basement, where he stuffs them in cartons to be delivered whenever he freaking feels like it!
Tomorrow’s story, the Happy Policeman visits the Happy Postman’s basement! Read it here:
Kids, Postman Pat ALWAYS delivers HIS mail! Children’s character Postman Pat poses outside Buckingham Palace in central London in this file photo dated May 23, 2006. REUTERS/Dylan Martinez
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Wow. In a case like this it’s hard to know how to react . . . I mean, is this guy passive, agressive, stupid or all of the above? I guess we can just be thankful he didn’t go postal on anyone.
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