News, but not the serious kind
Not that we’ve been holding back, but…
Some readers think we’ve been too conservative in our photo coverage of the Victoria’s Secret models this week, what with only having seven pictures of them getting on a plane in New York, and then only 17 pictures of them getting the key to the city in Hollywood.
You will be happy to learn that we’ve cut through the bureaucratic red tape that constrained us, and issued SIXTY shots from the actual Victoria’s Secret fashion show. For my part, I’ve chosen the most unattractive one I could find, so as not to be a willing participant in this publicity machine.
Victoria’s Secret model Jessica Stam gets her make-up retouched backstage in preparation for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in Hollywood, California November 16, 2006. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni