Doc says I got a dose of marinara, but they can treat it…
I don’t know if this means you need to be more careful in the kitchen, or in the bedroom. Maybe both places. A new survey shows that nearly two-thirds of Brits surveyed think the fiery Italian sauce Arrabiata is a sex infection.
Perhaps today’s extra publicity will help raise awareness, though, and there will be a run on home diagnostic kits for marinara, bolognese and other such diseases.
A pasta dish is seen in an undated publicity photo. REUTERS/PRNewsFoto