It turns out Miss USA 2006 is in danger of losing her crown due to bad behavior, according to organizers of the annual beauty pageant. Rich guy Donald Trump, who owns the Miss USA contest, will decide whether or not Tara Conner will keep the title.

So what did she do wrong? The organizers declined to give any details of her misbehavior or to comment on reports of incidents of inappropriate conduct at New York bars. 

“Miss USA is a role model. There are moral rules that we go over with them,” a pageant spokeswoman said, but she declined to outline the rules. 

So, wait. There is bad behavior but we can’t tell you what it was, and it involves “moral rules” but we can’t tell you what they are… Paging Mr. Kafka…  Here is the story:  

Miss Kentucky USA 2006 Tara Elizabeth Conner reacts after being crowned Miss USA 2006 at the 55th annual Miss USA competition in Baltimore, April 21, 2006. REUTERS/Darren Decker/Miss Universe/Handout