News, but not the serious kind
So, EXACTLY where do I have to hit my head?
Whatever you do, keep this story to yourself. I see nothing good happening if the masses get hold of it.
Basically, there was this normal, regular guy who fell off of a piece of equipment at work and hit his head, and became transformed and “disinhibited.” His marriage was wrecked as he turned to affairs, prostitutes and pornography, and was finally awarded nearly $6 million in damages.
You can see where I’m going with this. Some guys – not all of them, but some – might be tempted to duplicate this dude’s injury. You can picture whole neighborhoods full of men throwing themselves off ladders and out of windows, hitting themselves with ball-peen hammers and what-not. It could get ugly.
People walk in the famous red light district ‘Reeperbahn’ in the northern German town of Hamburg in this photograph taken on March 3, 2006. REUTERS/Christian Charisius