Looking to get married fast? Keep it under your hat…

February 15, 2007

If you’re not into long engagements, this creation unveiled at London Fashion Week on Valentine’s Day might be just the thing for you.

Dubbed the “Chapel in a Chapeau,” it’s everything today’s busy woman needs for a quick wedding. Just pull down the brim and you have a lovely bridal gown, and that’s only the beginning. It also holds two gold bands, some rice and a small cake, plus steak knives, a fondue pot and other wedding presents.

Wait. Maybe that isn’t what’s going on here, but I’m not sure what is. All I know is I don’t want this woman sitting in front of me at the movies. Feel free to offer imaginative, alternative photo captions via Post a Comment. 

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A model wears a creation for designers Basso & Brooke during their Autumn/Winter 2007 show at London Fashion Week in London February 14, 2007. REUTERS/Alessia Pierdomenico

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I’m speechless.

Posted by K | Report as abusive

You can’t be. It isn’t allowed.

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

…employees of the sporting goods store were astonished to discover a complete paintball arsenal hidden in the mosquito netting “hat” crafted by the shoplifter…

Posted by K | Report as abusive

once upon a time there was a woman who said she would never be satisfied until she had the moon for a hat.

or a white buffalo snowboarding, whatever was on sale that day.

Isadora Duncan’s grand neice loves flying gyro-copters as much as she does modeling.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

New intern at the emergency room, eh?

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Never do a static electricity demonstration using a Macy’s Parade float.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Look outside. It’ raining cats and CRIPES!

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Neck brace and whiplash insurance sold separately.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

If the tissue wasn’t good enough for the Jolly Green Giant, it isn’t good enough for you either, Hon.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

A formal statement was taken at the City Hall of Metropolis earlier today, issued by the attorney’s of Basso & Brooke. It was a brief statement, in which they went on to remark that there was no way their client’s could have known that a recently hired assistant who aided in the development of the piece pictured above was actually none other than evil super-fashion-villain “The Mad-Hatter” disguised as a former G.A.P. stock boy. They went on to insure “Our clients will be fighting these frivalous charges.”

Posted by Paul | Report as abusive