Quick quiz: At this exact moment, this model is thinking:
a) Must scratch my nose! Where are my arms?
b) Why did I wear a Big Bird outfit? Those Sesame Street sharks will sue for sure!
c) Well, at least I still have my dignity
At Milan’s Fashion Week, one designer was encouraging her models to smile as they skipped down the catwalk. I said to them smile as if you’re going to the supermarket, Gentucca Bini said backstage, pointing to posters urging the models to do just that.
Oh, real nice. Women who get to consume six whole calories a day are supposed to remember what a supermarket is?

A model displays a creation by Spanish designer Agatha Ruiz De La Prada during her Women’s Fall-Winter 2007/2008 Collections of Next Generation show, during Milan fashion week, February 19, 2007. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi


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12 comments so far
…at first, no one could figure out who wanted to steal all of the tutus from the preschool ballerina class…until Miranda’s smirk gave her away. That, and the fact that her outfit looked like a stack of tutus.
- Posted by KForget the outfit. What a neck!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMr. Clean, meet Mrs. Swiffer.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThat outfit is tu-tu much.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksBecause you’re mine
- Posted by Shawn HendricksPlease pull the red ribbon.
K,
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWe gotta coordinate our comments so’s we don’t overlap.
First day apprenticing as a chimney sweep?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAt least she didn’t button it up crooked.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksFrench Taj Majal camouflage.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI’m not sure how many of us are in here.
- Posted by ScottyYeah, well, Shawn, at least you don’t have the annoying habit of reiterating what Bob writes…I was two seconds from making a Big Bird comment before I stopped myself and re-read what he’d written.
- Posted by KI’ll do it: >:)
~sings in horrible high-pitched voice~ “CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREEEEET?!”
- Posted by LadyWeasel