Sorry, the ambassador is tied up now…
If you have an upcoming appointment to see the Israeli ambassador in El Salvador, you might want to reconfirm it. It turns out he has been recalled to Israel, after being found naked, drunk, bound and gagged, with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, according to Israeli media reports.
A Foreign Ministry spokeswoman said his behavior was “unbecoming of a diplomat.
Actually, not to put too fine a point on it, but that sounds kind of unbecoming of just about any human being, really. “Look, honey, our crazy neighbor is tied up naked in the yard again! Oh, wait, he’s not an ambassador anymore, so I guess it’s perfectly okay!”