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11:10 March 15th, 2007

A matador career? Are you out of your gored?

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Posted by: Robert Basler
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Kids, I know lots of you are graduating from high school soon and looking for a career.

Some of you will be attracted by those online matador courses like matador.edu and ouchthathurts.com. 

Sure, the outfits are awesome and you get to work outdoors with animals, but before you commit, take a look at this video:

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8 comments so far

March 15th, 2007
4:08 pm GMT

I might have a little more sympathy for those guys if it weren’t for the socks…and the shoes…and the pants…and the shirts…and the hats…and the complete and utter stupidity of antagonizing a monstrous animal with built-in spears on its head.

- Posted by K
March 15th, 2007
7:34 pm GMT

These fraternity hazings are getting way out of control.

- Posted by John C Abell
March 16th, 2007
9:22 pm GMT

Those rodeo clowns. What a hoot!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
March 16th, 2007
9:29 pm GMT

That evening, the bull snuck into the hospital, got the matador drunk and convinced him to phone his ex-girlfriend. Evil, mischeivous bull.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
March 16th, 2007
9:38 pm GMT

Note to self: Tie shoes [before] entering ring.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
March 16th, 2007
9:45 pm GMT

Hey! My hiccoughs are gone.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
March 16th, 2007
9:46 pm GMT

It’s the MATADOR who gets the red cape, you idiot!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
March 16th, 2007
9:48 pm GMT

After the experiment, handicapping was never again used on a matador.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

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