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A matador career? Are you out of your gored?

March 15, 2007

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Kids, I know lots of you are graduating from high school soon and looking for a career.

Some of you will be attracted by those online matador courses like matador.edu and ouchthathurts.com

Sure, the outfits are awesome and you get to work outdoors with animals, but before you commit, take a look at this video:

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I might have a little more sympathy for those guys if it weren’t for the socks…and the shoes…and the pants…and the shirts…and the hats…and the complete and utter stupidity of antagonizing a monstrous animal with built-in spears on its head.

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These fraternity hazings are getting way out of control.

 

Those rodeo clowns. What a hoot!

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That evening, the bull snuck into the hospital, got the matador drunk and convinced him to phone his ex-girlfriend. Evil, mischeivous bull.

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Note to self: Tie shoes [before] entering ring.

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Hey! My hiccoughs are gone.

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It’s the MATADOR who gets the red cape, you idiot!

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After the experiment, handicapping was never again used on a matador.

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