Have you tried hand lotion or something?

March 23, 2007

Um, hi. I’m glad you decided to go out with me… Sometimes, you know, the chicks I meet over the Internet are kind of weird, but you seem okay.

I see you got pretty dressed-up. We’re just gonna grab a bite at Arby’s and then maybe play some miniature golf. Will you be able to hold a club with those hands? I think they make lotions that can cure a lot of that stuff these days.

You want me to cut that roast beef for you? Whoa! I see those hands are good for something! Nice! Can you cut mine, too? So. You lookin’ for commitment, or what?

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A model presents a creation for a make-up trends collection at China Fashion Week in Beijing March 21, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Lee

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Well…

1) That’s what you get for going out with Aquaman’s daughter.

2) She’ll stay fresh for weeks in the fridge.

3) At least you know she’s not being frigid on purpose.

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Some women will do anything to date Howie Mandell.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss “Jersey Shore Jellyfish” 2007!!!

It’s “Splash” meets “Austin Powers.”

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The one model her age on Earth capable of correctly rendering the Vulcan peace sign.

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Saggitarius. Never would have guessed.

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Her? Bait to catch a REALLY big one.

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Men are from Mars but Venus rose from the Sea.

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Godzilla, you playah.

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Holy mackerel.

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Worm. I crack me up.

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Chinese people loved those reptilian creatures.
They believe those reptiles have aphrodisiac properties.

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Ariel crosses into Cinderella’s world: The Evil Step-Sister

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The alternate ending: When Ursula marries the prince and keeps Ariel’s voice, and Ariel is sent back to the sea……..

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