Um, hi. I’m glad you decided to go out with me… Sometimes, you know, the chicks I meet over the Internet are kind of weird, but you seem okay.
I see you got pretty dressed-up. We’re just gonna grab a bite at Arby’s and then maybe play some miniature golf. Will you be able to hold a club with those hands? I think they make lotions that can cure a lot of that stuff these days.
You want me to cut that roast beef for you? Whoa! I see those hands are good for something! Nice! Can you cut mine, too? So. You lookin’ for commitment, or what?
A model presents a creation for a make-up trends collection at China Fashion Week in Beijing March 21, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Lee
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Well…
1) That’s what you get for going out with Aquaman’s daughter.
2) She’ll stay fresh for weeks in the fridge.
3) At least you know she’s not being frigid on purpose.
- Posted by KSome women will do anything to date Howie Mandell.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss “Jersey Shore Jellyfish” 2007!!!
It’s “Splash” meets “Austin Powers.”
- Posted by John C AbellThe one model her age on Earth capable of correctly rendering the Vulcan peace sign.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSaggitarius. Never would have guessed.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHer? Bait to catch a REALLY big one.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMen are from Mars but Venus rose from the Sea.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksGodzilla, you playah.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHoly mackerel.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWorm. I crack me up.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksChinese people loved those reptilian creatures.
- Posted by lowThey believe those reptiles have aphrodisiac properties.
Ariel crosses into Cinderella’s world: The Evil Step-Sister
- Posted by MellyThe alternate ending: When Ursula marries the prince and keeps Ariel’s voice, and Ariel is sent back to the sea……..
- Posted by Melly