I’m talking to you college seniors now, who are about to graduate and are looking around for that all-important first job. Two words for you: snake handling.
I know, you’re saying, “Bob, that sounds really hard, and I’d probably have to work weekends!” But believe me, people look at you differently when you wear that blue shirt and your business card has the word rattlesnake on it.
Just ask the guy in this picture. Well, maybe don’t ask him, because he has a bunch of snakes dangling from his mouth. But talk to your career counsellor today and ask for information about this lucrative and respected profession.
Snake handlers Terry Tippit and Britt Stevens watch as Jack Bibby dangles rattlesnakes from his mouth at the Taylor Rattlesnake Sacking Championships in Taylor, Texas March 31, 2007. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi
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If I were treated that way, I’d join the picket lines and strike.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThis guy may have had just one or two too many Miller Genuine Drafts.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks[thought bubble]Would you STOP poking them with a STICK you IDIOT!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHmm. Tastes like chicken.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksJack falls for the old ‘blow my party favor’ gag every year.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksEnjoy your hijinks. Oh, and how ’bout an apple?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMedusa, you’re not.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMy people! Yee doggies!
- Posted by KHow many of those people get bit?
- Posted by Political Majorityafter trying to take a mouthfull, billy bob realised he wasn’t eating bubbletape.
- Posted by DJ