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Is the glass half full, or half eaten?
A couple of days ago, I told college seniors who are about to graduate that they should consider a career in snake handling, and I still believe that’s good advice.
But now the professional drinking glass swallowers have asked why I didn’t give them the same sort of plug, and they have a point. This is another form of entertainment that brings joy to millions.
What I don’t understand, though, is how you find out if you’re good at this, how you determine exactly how big a glass you can handle, and above all, what you do when you suddenly realize you probably should have stopped with a glass that was one size smaller.

Renato Dirks attempts to win his bet by trying to swallow the seam of a glass during the German television show ‘Wetten, dass..?’ (Bet it..?) in the southern German city of Freiburg March 31, 2007.
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Mike’s lack of common sense resulted in a strange way of removing and storing his dentures…
Folgers. Good to the last Woah, fella! There’s more left in the pot.
Another terror trainee falls for the old ‘practice blowing up a bus’ gag.
There’s nothing wrong with your toothpick. Trust me. You’re drunk.
I’ve heard of glassy eyed but this is just silly.
And you still got the hiccoughs?
Wait for the salt and pepper nostril shakers. Priceless.
Guys just don’t have the same options as women when it comes to stealing bar glasses.