Fishnet stockings make poor bandit masks

June 19, 2007

Quick quiz: The guy in this photograph…

  • Was stunned when a vocational aptitude test told him to become a gladiator
  • Misunderstood when his insurance agent advised increasing his “net coverage”
  • Was in one of those really cheap Spider-Man movies before they started numbering them
  • Sometimes wrestles under the less-than-ferocious name, “The Human Hammock” 

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A model wears a creation of the designer Mario Queiroz 2008 spring/summer collection during Sao Paulo Fashion Week show June 17, 2007. REUTERS/Caetano Barreira


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The other crew members aboard the fishing vessel decided it might be time to go on home when Bob started making his own clothing out of the nets.

Posted by K | Report as abusive

Never knit on heroine.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

I don’t have to make some smart alek comment about this outfit to be a knit whit. No, sir. Not me.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Now there’s a tan that’s tough to explain.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

That’s exactly why I stopped wearing sweaters. My head was always too big for the neck hole.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Thong you. Thong you very ouch.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Now you know why politicians do not make good winter wear designers. This jacket started its life as a snow protective device but was upgraded by taking into account demographics: most people live in more temperate climates and felt left out.

Posted by jim fisher | Report as abusive

New outfit leaves wearers feeling strained.

Posted by Lee Parker | Report as abusive