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Cover girl for “Modern Wheelbarrow” magazine?
Did you hear the one about the Bavarian farmer’s daughter who posed for a calendar? No, really, she did. Every year a bunch of farm chicks pose for a Young Farmers’ calendar, which is an immediate sell-out.
Katharina, one of the models, explains that the purpose is to show how modern the industry is. “The calendar shows today’s farming – not what it was like in the old days,” she says.
I get it. That must be why our photos and video from the shoot show the models in a wheelbarrow, posing with cows, chopping wood with a big ax – all that newfangled farm stuff that shows they’re not building Roman aqueducts anymore.
Young Bavarian farm woman Clarissa poses during a photo shoot for a calendar of German and Austrian farmer wives in Altenstadt near Munich June 20, 2007. REUTERS/Michael Dalder
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Mama! Papa! Look what I found in the fields! Can I keep her! Can I!
Everyone thought Sigmund was joking as he wheeled Helena towards the wood chipper. But laughter soon turned to horrified screams as Helena became mulch.
STILL, no needle. Dang.
Hay! I have an idea
Dude, fire your scarecrow supplier. That thing will never work.
Not for nothing, but do they have crop circles in Bavaria?
Yes, Clarissa. You won The Lottery!
Now atairs whaddi calla honey wagon!
I bet she wouldn’t be smiling if that was full of manure
High on a hill was a German farmer
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Loud was the voice of the lonely farmer
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He found a girl when he started to harrow
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Brought her to town in an old wheelbarrow
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