Comments on: Psssssssst! Your dress is on upside down!

By: Craig

Craig — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:23:25 +0000

I’ve heard women sometimes have a “bad hair day”, but I’ve never heard of a bad dress day.

By: Charlene

Charlene — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:50:54 +0000

MEN!

Does your woman have too much self-confidence? Do you want to make sure she never feels secure about her appearance again? Then just get her the dress that will never allow her to live it down: the Fattonizer! Makes even a size zero model appear obese! Messes up the hair so that NO man will ever compliment her! Gives the legs of even the tallest, lithest models that stumpy, lumpy look!

But wait, there’s more! As an added bonus, we’ll throw in at no extra charge, unflattering makeup! That’s right: if your woman is pale, we’ll throw in dark red eyeliner, blusher, and lipstick that makes her face look spotty and pallid. If she’s got more colour, just let us know and we’ll replace that dark red with peach!

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By: John C Abell

John C Abell — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:53:39 +0000

Worst bridesmaid dress ever.

By: shawn.hendricks

shawn.hendricks — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:10:14 +0000

DOWN IN FRONT!

By: shawn.hendricks

shawn.hendricks — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:09:04 +0000

Dear Mr. de Assis,
I will give you whatever you want within my power, even myself as your slave until death if you will simply introduce me to the vision of beauty and grace shown here on this page.

Most Sincerely,
The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Translation by Babelfish.

By: shawn.hendricks

shawn.hendricks — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:04:06 +0000

I can’t even imagine how she managed to walk the entire runway wearing the matching high-heel gloves.

By: shawn.hendricks

shawn.hendricks — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:03:10 +0000

I used to do this to my sister’s barbies just to get her goad. Looks like it works just as well with models.

By: shawn.hendricks

shawn.hendricks — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:01:35 +0000

Reversable jacket - Good
Flippable dress - Bad

Or good.

Um.

By: shawn.hendricks

shawn.hendricks — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:58:56 +0000

Better tell Jefferson de Assis at the bottom end of the torso.

By: shawn.hendricks

shawn.hendricks — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:57:23 +0000

You shoulda gone for the up-doo.