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	<title>Comments on: Psssssssst! Your dress is on upside down!</title>
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	<description>News, but not the serious kind</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Um Nome</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-365844</link>
		<dc:creator>Um Nome</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is nothing that models dont use if they get paid for it.


Cheers,
UmNome

Prenda de Natal em www.prenda-de-natal.com
E muita informação em www.UmNome.com
Anedotas e muito humor no site www.kerorir.blogspot.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is nothing that models dont use if they get paid for it.</p>
<p>Cheers,<br />
UmNome</p>
<p>Prenda de Natal em <a href="http://www.prenda-de-natal.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.prenda-de-natal.com</a><br />
E muita informação em <a href="http://www.UmNome.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.UmNome.com</a><br />
Anedotas e muito humor no site <a href="http://www.kerorir.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.kerorir.blogspot.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Craig</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-206053</link>
		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've heard women sometimes have a "bad hair day", but I've never heard of a bad dress day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve heard women sometimes have a &#8220;bad hair day&#8221;, but I&#8217;ve never heard of a bad dress day.</p>
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		<title>By: Charlene</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205574</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlene</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MEN! 

Does your woman have too much self-confidence? Do you want to make sure she never feels secure about her appearance again? Then just get her the dress that will never allow her to live it down: the Fattonizer! Makes even a size zero model appear obese! Messes up the hair so that NO man will ever compliment her! Gives the legs of even the tallest, lithest models that stumpy, lumpy look!

But wait, there's more! As an added bonus, we'll throw in at no extra charge, unflattering makeup! That's right: if your woman is pale, we'll throw in dark red eyeliner, blusher, and lipstick that makes her face look spotty and pallid. If she's got more colour, just let us know and we'll replace that dark red with peach!

The Fattonizer - for men who are too insecure to tolerate a woman who feels good about herself. Operators are standing by! Call now!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MEN! </p>
<p>Does your woman have too much self-confidence? Do you want to make sure she never feels secure about her appearance again? Then just get her the dress that will never allow her to live it down: the Fattonizer! Makes even a size zero model appear obese! Messes up the hair so that NO man will ever compliment her! Gives the legs of even the tallest, lithest models that stumpy, lumpy look!</p>
<p>But wait, there&#8217;s more! As an added bonus, we&#8217;ll throw in at no extra charge, unflattering makeup! That&#8217;s right: if your woman is pale, we&#8217;ll throw in dark red eyeliner, blusher, and lipstick that makes her face look spotty and pallid. If she&#8217;s got more colour, just let us know and we&#8217;ll replace that dark red with peach!</p>
<p>The Fattonizer - for men who are too insecure to tolerate a woman who feels good about herself. Operators are standing by! Call now!</p>
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		<title>By: John C Abell</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205518</link>
		<dc:creator>John C Abell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Worst bridesmaid dress ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Worst bridesmaid dress ever.</p>
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		<title>By: shawn.hendricks</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205462</link>
		<dc:creator>shawn.hendricks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DOWN IN FRONT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DOWN IN FRONT!</p>
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		<title>By: shawn.hendricks</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205461</link>
		<dc:creator>shawn.hendricks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Mr. de Assis,
I will give you whatever you want within my power, even myself as your slave until death if you will simply introduce me to the vision of beauty and grace shown here on this page.  

    Most Sincerely,
    The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    Translation by Babelfish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr. de Assis,<br />
I will give you whatever you want within my power, even myself as your slave until death if you will simply introduce me to the vision of beauty and grace shown here on this page.  </p>
<p>    Most Sincerely,<br />
    The Hunchback of Notre Dame</p>
<p>    Translation by Babelfish.</p>
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		<title>By: shawn.hendricks</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205457</link>
		<dc:creator>shawn.hendricks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can't even imagine how she managed to walk the entire runway wearing the matching high-heel gloves.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t even imagine how she managed to walk the entire runway wearing the matching high-heel gloves.</p>
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		<title>By: shawn.hendricks</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205456</link>
		<dc:creator>shawn.hendricks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I used to do this to my sister's barbies just to get her goad.  Looks like it works just as well with models.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to do this to my sister&#8217;s barbies just to get her goad.  Looks like it works just as well with models.</p>
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		<title>By: shawn.hendricks</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205454</link>
		<dc:creator>shawn.hendricks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Reversable jacket - Good
Flippable dress - Bad

Or good.

Um.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reversable jacket - Good<br />
Flippable dress - Bad</p>
<p>Or good.</p>
<p>Um.</p>
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		<title>By: shawn.hendricks</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2007/06/25/psssssssst-your-dress-is-on-upside-down/#comment-205452</link>
		<dc:creator>shawn.hendricks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 15:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Better tell Jefferson de Assis at the bottom end of the torso.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Better tell Jefferson de Assis at the bottom end of the torso.</p>
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