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June 26th, 2007

Out of umbrellas? Use cocktail daggers!

Posted by: Robert Basler
Tags: Uncategorized

Dear Blog Guy, I read somewhere that there is a shortage of officers in the Russian Navy. Why might that be?

Well, this actual photo from a recent military school graduation in Vladivostok might help explain the problem. These guys are celebrating by drinking champagne from a bowl festooned with daggers.

This raises the question of who didn’t graduate, if these dudes are the cream of the crop? It also makes the question of whether you want your drink shaken or stirred seem kind of trivial, by comparison.

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Naval officer candidates drink champagne from a pot containing their uniform daggers as they celebrate their graduation from a military institute in Vladivostok June 20, 2007. REUTERS/Yuri Maltsev

16 comments so far

He wasn’t the sharpest knife in the pot, was he?

- Posted by Lady Weasel

You call that a knife?

- Posted by John C Abell

I went back and counted, John. That’s the 34th time you’ve used “You call that a knife?” as a comment for a blog item.

- Posted by Robert Basler

Huh. I, on the other hand, have detected absolutely no repetativeness in your posts.

Apropos of nothing, when’s the next Victoria’s Secret press conference? I mean, it’s been days, hasn’t it?

- Posted by John C Abell

I’ll have a dry champagne, one olive, stabbed repeatedly, not stirred.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Mmmmm. Backwash.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Poorrr paysont cheeldrin. Zay no nahzing ap-hout champagne. Ve safe mahch mahneys, vile zay hayppy dreenkeenk geengerrrale viz a leetle wotka.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Tastes tinny.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

To heck with the Red October. Where the heck is the tip of my nose?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Do you suffer from Dagger Envy?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

No, Sir! I don’t want none of them prowling around MY belly button.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Pssst. John. He counted all the way to 34. Write something nice.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Dang. There goes my contact.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

C’mon, Ivan. Is it soup yet?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

I don’t know about you…but the whole shirtless elf thing is kind of a turn-off for me.

- Posted by K

Dmitri scowled. The old lady had said that this would rid him of the plague of shirtless midgets, but he was still suspicious.

- Posted by Charlene

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