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“Sir, I can geet you good price on ze Rolex watch…”
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Quick quiz: You meet this guy at a party, and his first words are likely to be…
- “How did you cope with the power blackout? I myself had many problems.”
- “They tell me this hat pulls the whole outfit together…”
- “Help me get my $20 million out of Belgium, and we can split it.”
- “Well, to be honest, I don’t know why I walk at a 45-degree angle.”
A model displays a creation as part of Etro’s Spring/Summer 2008 men’s collection during Milan Fashion Week June 26, 2007. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini
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Paisleymobile runs over homeless man. Hi-larious video at eleven.
First, Queens of the Stone Age gave us Songs for the Deaf. Well, here comes Etro with Fashions for the Color Blind.
Yeah, I remember the seventies. But with razors.
A woman will do laundry when her favorite stuff is dirty. A man does laundry when everything is dirty. That still doesn’t explain the hat or glasses.
Dang. My ridiculometer software just froze up. Gotta reboot.
Paul Schaeffer really needs a shave.
Zoolander! You look positively Derlict.
“Please don’t hurt me. I like your tattoos.”
“I am here for high-stakes poker with really dumb guys…”
Can’t decide what color to wear? Wear them all!
The Etro family hoped their new line of golf couture would fly off the shelves, but even using Kevin Federline as a model didn’t help.
“You call that a knife?”
Scratch that.