News, but not the serious kind
Dude! Is there ANYTHING you wouldn’t wear?
Confidential security memo to Fashion Week staff: Please be very alert this week. We believe an ex-employee may try to sabotage our show by dressing male models in incredibly lame outfits. Ties and vests with no shirt, improvised shiny skirts on trouserless guys, silly sunglasses. Who knows how far this madman will go?
We presume most models would refuse to wear such “creations” in the name of human dignity, but it’s just possible a few may fail to question even the most farcical ensembles. We hope our many gruntled staffers won’t let a lone disgruntled renegade spoil the spectacle.
Models present creations by French designer Jean-Paul Gaultier as part of his Spring/Summer 2008 men’s fashion collection in Paris, June 28, 2007. REUTERS/Philippe Wojazer