This dress, shown in Paris this week, is festooned with forks left over from all those size-zero models not eating anything, and it’s so practical it’s even dishwasher-safe. But I do foresee a few problems:
- No guy with a nice car wants you sitting on his Corinthian leather upholstery in that thing
- It costs a fortune to have this outfit monogrammed
- Face it, any kind of necklace is gonna look stupid
- At those super-trendy electromagnetic parties, you’ll be flat against the wall all evening
And, as is so often the case in the world of haute couture, you just try wearing this thing through airport security!
A model presents a creation by the European trio for “On Aura Tout Vu” as part of they Autumn/Winter 2007-2008 Haute Couture fashion collection in Paris July 3, 2007. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier
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“What the fork you lookin’ at?”
- Posted by CharleneThe perfect way for the “girl on the go” to tell the world “fork you!”
- Posted by Lady WeaselYou call that a fork?
- Posted by John C AbellYou gotta be forking kidding.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksHey, baby, wanna spoon?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWell, necking’s completely out of the picture.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksUnder that hard exterior, Doctor Lechter found her heart to be fork tender.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhether she’s a salad chick or a main course chick, I think I would enjoy the dish.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf you’d follow your agent’s advice and get a breast enhancement, you wouldn’t be limited to modeling flatware.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI’m ready for some piping haute couture.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe Denny’s security officer flung the thief’s cloak to the floor and proclaimed, “You’re up Soup River without a spoon now, you vermin.”
- Posted by Shawn HendricksJulia wanted a man, almost any man, to rip off her dress and make mad passionate lover to her, but nobody seemed to want to take the tine.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks“Attack of the killer tomatoes,” indeed.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksCute, yeah, but she’s a few spoons short of a place setting.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIts got to make more sense than my fear of unfamiliar toilets.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWILL YOU PLEASE SHUT OFF THE FORKING DRYER BEFORE I GO DEAF?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMrs. Balloon didn’t want to be married to the incredibly rich old gasbag for long so she concocted a fiendish plan.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksShe was lost for hours following directions to Yogi Berra’s house.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksTina, Forrager Princess.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksArt Fern told her to take the fork in the road…now if she could only find the Slausen cutoff…
- Posted by Charlene